Overheard at USC

‘I fell backwards out of a window last night, but somehow only my knee is bruised’

Who thought it was a good idea to put a professional dancer on ‘Dancing with the Stars’?

Heather Morris of ‘Glee’ fame used to tour with Beyonce

Former USC-All American Keyshawn Johnson is opening a Panera Bread in the Village

You can’t raise a village without chicken noodle soup…

BREAKING: Will Ferrell will deliver USC’s 2017 Commencement address

It’s been confirmed by a source in Student Affairs

BREAKING: Lady Gaga will replace Beyonce at Coachella

Beyonce will return to Coachella in 2018

Your definitive list of starter packs for every frat at USC

Because frat guys love to generalize sorority girls, even though they’re just as basic

DPS postpones Dave Rubin speech at USC indefinitely due to security concerns

They wanted armed security for the ‘controversial’ speaker and former Young Turks commentator

We had a blonde and brunette switch places for the night to find out once and for all who has more fun

The ultimate battle, now with a definitive answer

Was the Oscars mix-up staged by the Academy?

In light of #OscarsSoWhite, the Academy literally pried the Oscar away from the primarily white cast to award diversity

Everything USC students need to stop doing

Ever heard of a flush?

USC School of Architecture students have no idea what the pointy things are either

‘They serve no purpose other than to fluff president Nikias’s ego’

USC guys are terribly unromantic, and we have the receipts to prove it

Sixth in hotness, last in love

‘They’re smack in the hood, but they don’t know it’: What South Central locals really think of Trojans

Apparently, UCLA students are snobby, and we’re just terribly unaware

BREAKING: Beyonce drops out of Coachella, promising to headline in 2018

Will Adele steal Bey’s Coachella like she stole her Grammy?

Lambda Chi Alpha is in jeopardy of losing their house

Lambda parties without an atrium…a true tragedy

Today’s National Margarita Day, so here are the most underrated margs in L.A.

Because you know how much The Tab loves a good margarita

An introvert’s guide to frat parties

How to survive being dragged out to The Row when you’d rather just be in bed