USC guys are terribly unromantic, and we have the receipts to prove it
Sixth in hotness, last in love
USC’s guys may be ranked the sixth hottest in the country, but that doesn’t necessarily make them perfect boyfriend material. Whether they’re in a frat, an athlete, or just some guy you met in Econ, if they bleed cardinal and gold they’re sure to be a winner.
We asked the ladies of USC for examples of interactions they’ve had with USC guys over text and the results only further confirmed our suspicions. It’s official: USC boys are terribly unromantic and we have the evidence to prove it.
We get that football is like a religion at USC, but really?
Of course punctuated with a variation on the classic ‘u up?’ text past midnight.
Idk what version of Downton Abbey this guy’s been watching
And he says it like that’s a bad thing??
This gem
Oh, sure. Let us just call up the harem of women we happen to have at our perpetual disposal for you.
Plastered, yet persistent
Six drunk texts in four minutes must be some kind of record.
This incredible segue
You know what we like? The opposite of whatever that line was.
We’ve all been through one of these
Letting us know there’s a change of plans five minutes before we’re supposed to get there doesn’t count as ‘letting us know’.
A charming reply
We respect the honesty, but still.
And then there’s stuff like this
You did not just try to belittle the reality that is the uncertainty of a women’s safety at night.
How could anyone refuse an offer such as this one?
No.
This move should be aptly called ‘the Boomerang’
Nothing makes us want you more than waiting two months for a response…
And in an unsurprising turn of events…
USC boys, we want to like you. We really do. But if you want to get with us you really have to step up your game.