#WarningSignsOfACreep is trending on Twitter and it’s so accurate
We’ve never related to a hashtag this much
Because this is the year to leave creeps in the dust, many Twitter users have kindly rallied together to provide us a handy list of ways to identify creeps quickly so you don’t have to waist your time wondering whether you’re being paranoid or if they’re actually just the worst. We’re not sure how this trending hashtag came about, but we’re impressed, amused and, honestly, a little disturbed by the responses.
Thanks for giving me a warning to just walk away now before you start talking
Wait is this Snooki or Trump I can’t tell
A good bet you’re actually “with no one” (or about to be)
Will you watch Love Actually with me in July though because if so this isn’t a deal breaker
This is never the answer
But how will I know he’s from the south and supports both the United States and the Confederacy?
Idk Jimmy Tatro makes a pretty strong case for owning a van in one of his videos
Come on dude, at least cough up for Five Guys/Chipotle/something even remotely classy
He uses the word baby girl at all when referring to an adult female
Bonus points if he isn’t wearing shoes or a shirt at the same time
Not one to be outdone, we decided to join in and come up with a few of our own:
Takes bathroom selfies (shirtless or otherwise) and also has a penis
Hates dogs
Still uses Axe Body Spray
Owns any type of rodent
Owns any kind of pet that lives in a non-water tank
Tries to pick up girls at the gym
Wears jeans that are tighter than mine
Wears those shoes with the individual toes
Owns his own pool cue and accompanying glove
Actively enjoys Starbucks
Still displays childhood sports trophys in bedroom
Has a Fight Club poster hung up at his house
Wears a regular t-shirt over a long sleeve t-shirt
Wears one of those blazers that has a hoodie somehow attached to be like casual
Wears a long duster coat
Refers to you as “m’lady”
Says he’s “spiritual, but not religious”
Says he’s a promoter in his Instagram bio
Is named Chad
Claims not to eat meat, actually does eat meat
Slides into your DMs after seeing you on Tinder
Wears silver rings, is not a rock star
Owns a katana, is not a samurai
Is not amused in the slightest by this list