A definitive list of why UNC will always be better than Duke

UNC’s mascot is an adorable, strong ram, while Duke’s is a devil…heathens

We all know the best part of going to Carolina is hating Duke. What better way to do that than by knowing the facts.

Here are all the reasons that support why Carolina is better than Duke.

  1. UNC is 52 percent less expensive for in-state attendance, which includes tuition, room, board and other fees.
  2. UNC was founded decades prior to Duke.
  3. UNC has a significantly larger student body – cough- almost 3 times as much as Duke’s.
  4. UNC is the first public university in the nation! The entire nation!!
  5. UNC’s mascot is an adorable, strong ram, while Duke’s is a devil….heathens.
  6. UNC is 3.5 percent less expensive for out-of-state attendance.
  7. UNC’s basketball program has had more players go onto the NBA than Duke’s.
  8. The 11th President of the United States of America attended UNC.
  9. Duke was responsible for Watergate. (See evidence below)
  10. UNC has appeared in the final four more times than Duke.
  11. Carolina Blue is the color of the sky. Duke is constantly surrounded by it.
  12. UNC leads 134 to 108 in the Carolina vs. Duke rivalry.
  13. Alphabetically, we win because it will always be Carolina vs. Duke.
  14. UNC didn’t produce Christian Laettner.
  15. UNC basketball players don’t trip other players.
  16. Obama loves UNC more (fact).

In conclusion, GTHD.

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