Random water and duck poo: An honest map of UMiami
Because names like the SAC and Cox can only get us so far
It’s two months into the semester and we’re starting to get sick of some aspects of campus, as beautiful as it is.
Here’s a honest map of UMiami:
The parts of campus as they actually are, as we should all know well. Some things on here (see: student apartments near School of Architecture, water across from the BUC) definitely don’t even exist.
Here’s a little key if you don’t already know:
Not a football stadium tho
Because what other huge sports school has their football stadium 45 minutes from campus on a good day? NONE. But at least we’ll have a lovely new $30 million indoor practice facility.
People who don’t know how to walk?
Yep. The school actually emailed us reminding students how to properly cross the street. Use crosswalks and stay off your phones, people.
Johnnie Mae
The real highlight of everyone’s Einstein Bagels experience. Anything else, babycakes?
“Doctors”
Because when has anyone gotten an actual diagnosis from the Health Center?
Campus is actually pretty big (hence the blessing to Psych students who have to walk all the way to Flipse) but now you have this super helpful and only somewhat sarcastic map to refer to.
Fountains
Why do we have so many? One in the law school, one in the lake, one by the business school, one by Cox… didn’t actually realize we had that many until I started counting. They’re ideal for Snapchats with temperature filters for our northern friends, though.