EXCLUSIVE: The ducks are returning to campus
What fresh hell is this
Miami’s notorious Muscovy ducks will be returning to campus “within the month” according to sources at the university.
An anonymous source told The Tab: “Animal rights activists have been complaining. Apparently the removal of some ducks from their natural habitat has upset the delicate eco-system.
“It’s a serious micro aggression.”
After their removal last summer for health and safety concerns, Muscovy duck welfare groups across Florida have been appalled.
The move to bring them back to UMiami comes as a pre-emptive strike against a campus wide “bring back the ducks” protest, organised for next month.
Up to 50 ducks will return to campus within the next two weeks.
A representative for UMiami declined to commented when contacted by The Tab.
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