The rules of politics: According to the 2016 election

Men age like wine, and women like milk

If you brag sexual assault that’s fine

But if your spouse cheats on you you’re a monster

You can have double digit accusers and still be the president of the United States

The more you lie, the less people care that you constantly lie

Lying is fine. But when you get caught, like really caught, just keep denying it

Incriminating video tapes may only matter if you’re taylor swift

American’s differences are burdens not assets

An experienced woman will lose to any man

Men age like wine, and women like milk

Mean tweets are funny tweets and a great strategy for any presidential candidate

You can insult anyone, even your supporters and they’ll still support you

All you need to get into the white house is a small loan of one-million dollars and no morals

Success for yourself is more important than respect for others

You better get an IUD now so you have birth-control that outlasts Trump

Don’t bother owning up to mistakes. You’ll never live them down

What a man say he’s done, does, and will do is far more important than what he’s actually done, does, and will do

Contributed to by Amanda Keohane and Rachel Ornitz 

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