The rules of politics: According to the 2016 election
Men age like wine, and women like milk
If you brag sexual assault that’s fine
But if your spouse cheats on you you’re a monster
You can have double digit accusers and still be the president of the United States
The more you lie, the less people care that you constantly lie
Lying is fine. But when you get caught, like really caught, just keep denying it
Incriminating video tapes may only matter if you’re taylor swift
American’s differences are burdens not assets
An experienced woman will lose to any man
Men age like wine, and women like milk
Mean tweets are funny tweets and a great strategy for any presidential candidate
You can insult anyone, even your supporters and they’ll still support you
All you need to get into the white house is a small loan of one-million dollars and no morals
Success for yourself is more important than respect for others
You better get an IUD now so you have birth-control that outlasts Trump
Don’t bother owning up to mistakes. You’ll never live them down
What a man say he’s done, does, and will do is far more important than what he’s actually done, does, and will do
Contributed to by Amanda Keohane and Rachel Ornitz