Everything I wish I knew last winter session at UD
Start saving up your food now
So you’ve decided that instead of taking a month-long break, you’re going to brace the cold and desolation that defines UD’s winter session? You’re going to give up home-cooked meals to slip and slide your way to the dining halls or Main Street? You’re going to dish out extra money to take another set of finals in a month?
Well, anything if it means getting to spend more time at your home away from home.
If it’s going to be your first year taking session, like it is mine, here are some tips on how to prepare for your month-long venture courtesy of two UD students who have endured and adored it:
Bring all of your winter wardrobe
Especially if you’re from the South, this part is essential. Plus, you’re going to need it for months into Spring semester, anyway. Also, it’s probably a smart idea to take home some of your warmer clothes so that you’ll have more room in your closet for huge sweaters and coats. You won’t be needing those high-waisted shorts for a long time.
Take advantage of the snow to embrace your inner artist
Those who were there will remember the epic Harrington Turf snow throne of 2015. Think beyond plain snowmen or snow angels. Build an igloo on The Green. Build a replica of Memorial in front of Memorial. Build a frosty version of Joe Biden, and maybe it’ll come alive and solve all of America’s problems.
Make sure you have the right tools to defend yourself
The cold season can bring about much danger. Along with severe wind chills, frightening blizzards, and icy sidewalks, there is also a 500% increase in snow-related crime, according to a study I just made up. Be sure to not only bundle up, but also have sufficient equipment to defend yourself against these potential attacks.
Prepare a list of shows to binge-watch on Netflix
On some days, you’re not going to want to go outside. For these times, it is best that you have a list of shows/movies to binge-watch while you stay and decay in your bed for hours. “Continue watching?” yes please.
Have an adequate food stash
And for the days when you’re lack of wanting-to-go-outsideness is incredibly debilitating, it’s necessary that you have enough food and/or snacks in your room so you won’t have to make the arduous trek to the dining halls or Main. Sure, delivery is always an option, but that involves further human interaction. Having enough instant noodles to last you a couple weeks is probably enough to sustain you, no matter the effect it’ll have on your health
Have shoes with good traction
Unless you want to skate or crawl to class when it gets super icy, good shoes is a must. You don’t have to get top-of-the-line snow boots -we’re in Delaware, not Alaska- but a pair with good grip in the soles is a worthy investment.
Prepare Memes for when people ask you how it’s going
Remember your mittens
According to UD Public Safety, these are necessary for your well-being, more than literally anything else. Mittens or die.