He was a little early for 55 Days
Breaking it down in terms we all understand
Happy hour is bae
Basically, they don’t want us to ever leave
Because there’s got to be a method to the job search madness, right?
Meet the professors racking up chili peppers on Rate My Professors
Where was the lion for starters?
Hope you got that long sleeve in white
Probably the cutest thing you’ll see all day
Now you can’t procrastinate by making a playlist, sorry
What were you doing your sophomore year?
Choose Your Own Adventure… it’s just like those books except a little less PG
Like we didn’t already know that