Just in case you’re wondering, UMich still sucks
Like anyone could forget
It is that glorious time in the summer when we are all getting ready to say goodbye to our hometown friends and say hello again to our dear college buddies. With less than a month till we are all reunited in the holy land for Spartans, we figured that you should be updated on the fact that MSU is still way better than Michigan.
Sports
This probably the most obvious thing that we are better at. I mean, lets all take a moment of silence to remember the W we took at the big house last fall. That is easily one of the most iconic moments in sports history.
School spirit
Believe it or not, I grew up a Michigan fan and have been to games at the big house. I’ll give the U of M student section some props but the MSU school spirit has theirs beat by miles. I recently took a trip to the East Coast and ran into three different people wearing Michigan State appeal. Our school prides travels from coast to coast.
We aren’t elitist
If you have ever encountered a U of M student or graduate, there is almost a 100 percent chance you probably thought they were a total snob. Sorry to break it to you UMich but your student body isn’t liked by the general public. Shall we recall the Uber driver incident?
Work hard, play harder
Unlike the Wolverines, us Spartans know how to be serious in our school work during the day and party it up at night. In case you didn’t know, MSU has six different majors that are ranked in the top 10 in the United States. Not only will you get an awesome education here, but you’ll have lots of fun and make amazing memories.