We asked our girlfriends for their least romantic Tinder pick up lines
‘Do you like to draw? Cause I put the D in raw’
Ah, Tinder. The mating ground of the modern boy or girl. Rarely leading to love, probably leading to nothing, and maybe leading to a breathy hook up after happy-hour drinks.
Everyone knows that the key to a good Tinder match is the first line. Some go for a simple “Hey, what’s up?”, while other guys opt for something a little bolder. Something to make them stand out from all of the rest of the guys just looking to hook up. These lines are higher risk, but can yield higher rewards.
We asked our girl friend’s for the least romantic Tinder pick up lines:
Cortland girls do in fact poop, Cody.
What a gentleman
Max, don’t lie, you were def trying to hook up
The dead hedgehog had a better shot
“A” for Effort not André
Francis the visualist
OH.
Use of children, smooth.
Someone call 911 before this kid bleeds out
Well he’s just ruined the use of A-D for us
At least he was honest?
We’re sorry what? English?
Good joke Truman
Oh Ted, no.
At least you tried?
We’ve all encountered a “Clever Chris”
HA.
#SAVETHEBALLON2016
Yup, this is the man we’ve been waiting for
Alright Ritchie let’s not get crazy now
10 stars to this pal
We weren’t ready
Hmm no, probably not
This looks like the start of something beautiful
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