The only drinking game you need to cope with this disaster of an election
See you on the other side
This election has brought more tears, frustration and disbelief than any other election in history. Some people wonder, how can we choose between two evils? How are Americans expected to pick between two people who honestly, aren’t very likable?
Lucky for you, we have a way to cope with the stress and anxiety that comes along with election night. Vodka. So sit back, relax, and try not to think about America falling apart within the next 24 hours.
Take a sip every time you worry about the future of our country
Because let’s be honest… taking a shot every time would probably kill you
Take a shot whenever Donald Trump lies about being in the lead
It’s gonna be “yuge”.
Take a sip whenever the candidate you prefer wins a state
There are 50 in total, you might be hoping things to swing the other way.
Take a sip whenever the candidate you don’t prefer wins a state
That way you win either way… right?
Take three sips whenever a swing state is decided
So suspenseful.
Take a shot whenever Donald Trump says the election is rigged
Just take the shot.
Take two sips whenever someone brings up Hillary’s emails
Even though there’s only hours left in her campaign, it’s bound to happen.
Take a sip whenever you think about how much you’ll miss Obama
We also can’t forget about Michelle and Joe too
Shotgun your beer if Donald Trump refuses to accept his loss
You might want to even shotgun two.
Finish the entire bottle if Donald Trump wins
You’re gonna need it.