Would you rather: The ultimate Cornell edition

The worst dining halls. The fashion faux pas never to make. See how your opinions stack up against those of other Cornellians

Donlon is a terrible building to live in but it’s by far the best dorm at Cornell

Donloners share a bond much tighter than other dorms

Your unofficial official Cornell University dictionary

Prelims take on a meaning of their own here

Quiz: Can we guess which Cornell school you’re in?

Or the one you truly belong to

What the winter weather means for Cornell students

The Canada Goose migrates to campus for the winter

We asked Cornell whether you get free tuition if you get hit by a bus

Debunking the myth once and for all

How many calories are actually in your favorite drunk foods at Cornell?

It adds up, even if you can’t add

An almost foolproof scheme to avoid Cornell’s dreaded parking tickets

We accept no responsibility for this not working

Healthy steps to avoid the freshman 15

It’s easier than you think

Power outage hits Cornell and it’s getting dark already you guys

We have received reports of students being stuck in elevators

‘Privileged, pretentious and nerdy’: What Ithaca College students really think of Cornell

‘The drivel coming from his mouth was so pretentious it hurt to listen to it’

Quiz: How Cornell are you?

Take this quiz and find out

Cornell’s best barber is a senior called Nic Earley

He’s on the first floor of Alpha Phi Alpha

Rawlings: Trump’s executive order is ‘antithetical to Cornell’s principles’

‘We are offering our assistance and unwavering support’

Synapsis is closing to make space for more labs

One of the most beloved eateries on campus will be shutting down

Cornell’s Title IX investigator under investigation for gender bias

A judge said Cornell acted ‘arbitrarily, capriciously, and without a rational basis’

Watch the moment a high schooler gets accepted to Cornell

‘I was in shock and didn’t know what to do’

The culture shock of being home for break

I’m no longer the weather wimp I was last year

College trends that need to be left in 2016

Some trends just need to be laid to rest before 2017 rolls around