Someone mixed Golden Grahams into the Cinnamon Toast Crunch in the caf, and everyone’s freaking out

We all love the caf’s cereal wall. It’s arguably the best thing about Bucknell. But today, February 1st, marks a dark day in the caf cereal wall’s history.

That’s right- someone mixed our beautiful, sacred Cinnamon Toast Crunch with the abomination of cereal that is Golden Grahams.

Take a look:

Ahh, there she is. Look at her, so pure, so cinnamon-y. The bearer of all good things in the Bucknell-caf world.

And there, in the corner where it belongs, is Golden Grahams.

Let us now venture to scoop some of this cereal greatness into our bowl.

And by a close look we can see, that, indeed our precious Cinnamon Toast Crunch has been tainted by the lackluster presence of Golden Grahams (if you can even call them “golden”).

Tess Tarantino, first year, Early Childhood Education said, upon seeing this mixup: “Well I was in a cereal-for-dinner kind of mood. When I saw the Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Golden Grahams mixed I was just bewildered. It’s so out the blue!”

While we appreciate that it was most likely an unnoticed, human error, we still mourn the loss of, not only, the purity of our Cinnamon Toast Crunch, but of our faith in the caf’s cereal wall.

What’s next, Raisin Bran with the Captain Crunch? Oatmeal with the Fruit Loops?

If we can’t have our Cinnamon Toast Crunch in peace, is nothing at this school sacred? This is not okay.