The ultimate BU drinking game

RIP to your liver

As we all know, BU has it’s quirks. Some things on campus may even make you shake your head and mumble, “ugh, that’s so BU,” under your breath.

These are the things you complain to your friends about, rant on the phone to your mom about, and make you never want to leave your room again. So, in order to ease the Terriers’ frustration, we compiled a list of the most annoying things at BU and made them it into a fun, and potentially lethal drinking game.

Are you ready?

Good luck and drink (somewhat) responsibly.

Drink every time…

  • Someone is wearing a lanyard with their BU ID around their neck
  • Someone sprints by you trying to get to class
  • One of your classes puts a 95 as an A-
  • Someone is using a purse that costs more than your car as a backpack
  • You see someone wearing Yeezys
  • A tour group blocks the entire sidewalk
  • You overhear freshmen talking about Warren Towers
  • Dean Elmore says something’s “hip”
  • Your lecture takes attendance
  • You see a copy of the Daily Free Press on the floor of a CAS stairwell
  • Your Jamba Juice order is wrong
  • Someone refers to T Anthony’s as T’s
  • You see a ticket on a car parked on Comm. Ave

Chug your drink two seconds for every…

  • Person in line at the GSU Starbucks
  • Person smoking outside of Questrom
  • Bus that is “Out of Service”
  • Trump hat on campus
  • Person wearing flip flops in 55 degree weather
  • Study abroad acceptance letter you scroll past on Facebook
  • Person who takes the elevator to the second or third floor of your dorm
  • Time a car almost doesn’t stop for you in the Harry Agganis Way crosswalk
  • Luxury vehicle spotted on campus

Take a shot if you….

  • Scroll past a picture on Instagram of the view from StuVi 2
  • See someone wearing Yeezys at FitRec
  • Hear someone say “Howard Stern” and “COM” in the same sentence
  • Reach your print quota
  • walk past the weird guy who paints religious pictures in front of Marsh
  • Receive an email asking for class gift donations
  • See a snapchat of someone saying that “T’s is lit”
  • Witness someone take the T from BU Central to BU East
  • See a Domino’s delivery guy in the lobby of your building
  • Get your package lost by the mailroom

Shotgun a beer if….

  • Someone on a Razor Scooter passes you on Comm. Ave
  • You see Rhett
  • There’s someone on campus in BC apparel
  • Your professor doesn’t round the grades up
  • You or someone you know gets raided at Quality Mart
  • You figure out the CAS elevators
  • You have to go to a “plagiarism workshop” for a WR or EN class
  • President Brown shows up on campus
  • Your professor cancels class
  • The dining hall has sweet potato fries
  • The uber surge is over x3
  • There are people in the stands at a soccer game
  • You fail an SM131 exam
  • You run out of dining points by midterms

May the odds be ever in your favor.

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