Do you love thongs? Do you love pants? Then get ready for thong-pants!

They’re definitely not weird at all

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Remember when Manny Santos set all of Degrassi ablaze with this #LOOK back in the early 2000s?

I bet you thought casual daily thong outfits couldn’t get any weirder. You have no fucking imagination because they can and they did. Introducing thants (my title), which is a portmanteau I created blending thong and pants. Because that’s exactly what they are:

Should I force the staff writers to wear this as their uniform? Maybe we can even customize the lil beads of the metal (?) thong. I know you’re desperate to buy these bottoms, described as “sexy pants” on their website. They’re available on some site called Sanna’s, where they can be yours for 13,500 of whatever currency the Y with the stripes through it represents.

While you’re there, browse their selection of almost skirts:

And these vinyl microshorts:

What a time to be alive.