Guys, I don’t want to panic but I think I have ‘Tyra Banks Syndrome’
You might have it too
Amanda RossI really don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s a serious pandemic going around with, as of right now, no vaccination.
It mostly affects internet users, but it can infect any of us. It’s called Tyra Banks Syndrome, and it’s a fucking nightmare.
Guys, this is me. I’m so self-involved it’s physically painful to not interject my own experiences into every conversation. Remember when Tyra ‘fainted’ on Top Model when she wasn’t getting enough attention? Remember when every single panel discussion was about her triumph over the struggle of having a big-ass forehead? My forehead is (blessedly) normal size, but this is ME!
And apparently, it’s not just me. People are getting called out for TBS left and right:
Piper from Orange is the New Black definitely had it
Nicki Minaj might or might not have it
Apparently Tyra Bank Syndrome is now taught in woke classes at school!
So what’s the cure for TBS? Do we need to hold an awareness race or hammer congress to budget for research? I will do literally any thing possible for relief from my ailment except for showing self-awareness and restraint. But other than that, literally anything.