‘Steve Bannon looks like he was arrested for drunk-driving a houseboat’ and everything else they’re saying about him online

‘Steve Bannon looks like if asbestos were a person’

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Steve Bannon, says Time‘s latest cover, is America’s “Great Manipulator.” Trump’s Chief Strategist and former Breitbart Exec is currently terrifying the political elite, not just because of his involvement in drafting executive orders, but because according to a lot of the internet, he looks like he was arrested for drunk-driving a houseboat.

Steve Bannon, they say, also looks like he just finished off his second bottle of Listerine, or Michael Shannon if Michael Shannon did Super Size Me but only eating cigarettes.

#SteveBannonLooksLike is currently doing the rounds on Twitter – here’s the best of it so far.

Steve Bannon's skin looks like a photo negative of salami.

— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) February 3, 2017

Steve Bannon always looks like he's just been arrested for drunk-driving a houseboat. pic.twitter.com/CIRR9YKy1z

— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) January 31, 2017

Steve Bannon looks like if gingivitis went air borne #SteveBannonLooksLike #TRUMP pic.twitter.com/dOuXH8eLBg

— Funny How? (@FunnyHow__) February 2, 2017

steve bannon looks like if michael shannon did a super-size-me where he only ate cigarettes. pic.twitter.com/e716CwAvXo

— josh androsky? (@ShutUpAndrosky) January 31, 2017

Steve Bannon looks like his mother nursed him with Jack Daniels.

— (((Baba Adeptus))) (@adept2u) February 3, 2017

Steve Bannon looks like if asbestos was a person.

— I ❤️U Habibi (@ericdadourian) January 27, 2017

I like Steve Bannon, he always looks like he just rolled out of bed with his clothes on after a heavy night of drinking. pic.twitter.com/BrWOM16YOT

— EYEgore (@DethRay) February 3, 2017

#stevebannonlookslike how a beer you were ashing in tastes.

— Jack Thompson (@thompsonize) February 1, 2017

Steve Bannon looks like a guy who stayed up watching porn until 6:45am and his alarm went off at 7.

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) January 31, 2017

Steve Bannon looks like the moment in a Croneberg movie immediately before the actor gets replaced by a stop-motion model of exploding sores

— Joe (@Karatloz) January 30, 2017

#SteveBannonLooksLike
guy that ate two complete breakfast, now says didn't like it, wants to speak to manager. pic.twitter.com/UtammH2UrB

— Mia Marie Macy (@MiaMarieMacy) January 29, 2017

#SteveBannonLooksLike what a hangover feels like.

— Dan Lynn (@Imnotdanlynn) February 3, 2017

Steve Bannon looks like a chess prodigy who hit the sauce for 30 years and now plays against people in the park for dimes. pic.twitter.com/TX6M6O2Zkl

— Wu Ming (@twlldun) February 3, 2017

Steve Bannon looks like the guy that would be infected in a zombie apocalypse and wouldn't tell anyone. #RoastofSteveBannon

— Natayio (@natayio) January 31, 2017

Steve Bannon is fascinatingly confident in his genetic superiority for a man who looks like he lives in a car

— Ahir Shah (@AhirShah) February 1, 2017

#SteveBannonLooksLike Winne the Pooh became human and started pouring alcohol into his honey to feed both addictions at once

— Anthony Zuzolo (@AnthonyZuzolo) February 3, 2017

Steve Bannon looks like he's perpetually waiting for dinner. pic.twitter.com/PDwrmkxF7a

— Evan J'daté Kessler (@EvanJKessler) January 29, 2017

I know the white nationalism is the bigger problem, but also Steve Bannon looks like he pukes more often than he showers.

— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) January 31, 2017

Steve Bannon looks like a guy who's required by parole to knock on doors and introduce himself when he moves to a new neighborhood.

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) January 31, 2017

#SteveBannonLooksLike a man who consumes other people's twins in the womb

— Kevin Anderson (@KBAndersonYo) February 2, 2017

Steve Bannon looks like the guy that would be infected in a zombie apocalypse and wouldn't tell anyone. #RoastofSteveBannon

— Natayio (@natayio) January 31, 2017

Steve Bannon looks like he just finished his second bottle of Listerine #roastofstevebannon

— wakeupdead666 (@JohnKendricken) February 3, 2017

Steve Bannon looks like your drunk uncle who makes inappropriate comments about his nieces.

— shauna robertson (@SHAUNALUVSDDNT) February 3, 2017

Steve Bannon looks like a 70s road manager for The Eagles, interviewed for a 1988 "Behind the music", just before he disappeared. pic.twitter.com/UKJJBSxYGh

— Wu Ming (@twlldun) February 3, 2017

Steve Bannon looks like Luke Skywalker if he fell to the dark side pic.twitter.com/oeoOWzXl43

— Gary Othic (@GaryOthic) February 3, 2017

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