Meet the women giving away free ‘Trump Pussy Protectors’
A mousetrap device to protect from his tiny, wandering hands
Caroline PhinneyChaz Mather and Lucy Jones have set out in an attempt to provide the impossible — protection from Trump’s creepy, wandering hands.
The ‘Trump Pussy Protector’ is a pant attachment that will protect women from the unwanted advances of certain presidential candidates — or anyone else who tries to have a grab.
Mather and Jones have taken to Heathrow airport, and are handing out free ‘Trump Pussy Protectors’ to any UK tourists traveling back to America.
Tuesday has the potential to be an extremely frightening day for women around the country, and Mather and Jones are sympathetic to this.
“We’re hoping this project will bring a smile to peoples faces before the election tomorrow,” Mather said via email. “We want to protect their lady-bits incase of impending doom.”
And travelers cannot get enough of it.
Despite (or perhaps because of) the trauma and anxiety surrounding this election, the ‘Trump Pussy Protector’ is something pretty much all women can get behind.
After all, if we can’t laugh about it, we’re just going to cry.
Follow their journey on Twitter.