Kim Kardashian dgaf and that’s why we love her

Kim Kardashian is celebrating her 36th birthday today. Our ruling queen of media and glamour is aspirational for a lot of reasons. Her best quality, though, is her ability to give exactly zero fucks and live life according to no one but herself.

As a present, we’ve compiled her best fuck-it moments that prove Kim is in fact the ultimate babe who doesn’t give a fuck.

The time she cropped North out of a picture

Every one of us is guilty of either cropping a friend out of a photo on Instagram or even uploading an ugly pic of a friend because we looked hot in it.

Kim was feeling her look — let her live!

When she made a sex tape because she was horny and felt like it

Who among us? We all get horny and send topless Snaps, so what’s the difference? Women who hate on Kim for making a sex tape suffer from internalized misogyny and men who hate Kim for making a sex tape are jealous she was banging Ray-J instead of their broke asses. Plus, like Kanye rapped, “My girl a superstar all from a home movie.”

When she proved that there was no wrong time to take a selfie

Yes, Khloe was going to jail but everyone knows that natural morning light is the best for capturing a cheekbone highlight.

That night she let her sisters fucking have it

Fact: Kim earned her Bentley with blood, sweat, tears and that ass. So she should be allowed to revel in her hard-fought financial victory without being mocked by Khloe and Kourtney who, at the time, were barely c-list.

How she owns her sexuality at every turn

Kim’s nudity is never gratuitous, and it’s always on her own terms. Tbh, if I looked that fucking fabulous naked, I would literally never wear clothes. I would ride a bicycle ass-naked through the streets of Williamsburg like a millennial Lady Godiva.

When she got divorced 72 days after getting married

Kimmy got so much flack for ending her marriage to Kris Humphries after only 72 days, but why stay in a relationship you don’t want to be in? Kim didn’t care, she wanted to be free so she could live her life and upgrade to Kanye.

The iconic moment when she scalped Taylor Swift

Kim’s Snapchat of Taylor Swift lying about approving Ye’s “Famous” lyrics are literally the most important audio clips ever recorded, and yes I am including everything NASA has from space, The Beatles’ entire discography and bloop.

Those months when she worked her pregnancy looks

Kim looked hot as hell even during a difficult pregnancy, showing to all women everywhere that if you like an outfit, you should wear it no matter what anyone else thinks.

When she clapped back with complete skill

The queen of Twitter clapbacks, Kim has casually ended the lives and careers of a number of former celebs, including Piers Morgan, Chloe Grace Moretz and Bette Midler. Who?

Kim did not come to play.