York’s nightlife according to online reviews
There is no pleasing some people
Jasper HartYork’s nightlife isn’t a world-beater, it’s been said before. It’s not disastrous, but it’s pretty straightforward, efficient, workmanlike nightlife. Students want to have fun, and York provides that in abundance, without going above and beyond the call of duty. It’s certainly nothing to write home about.
But what about the instances when it was something to write home about? Something to write home about…in the form of an impassioned online review?
I’ve gone to great personal effort to give you the essence of York’s nightlife through the lens of balanced reasoning that are reviews found on Facebook and Google. Here are the results:
Silver linings
There are surely more official channels of communication through which to pass…but thanks for 5 stars
*wrinkles nose*
Well, inclusivity is what the 21st century’s all about isn’t it?
Worth it for the ending
Points for self-deprecation
I mean…you didn’t mention whether or not you actually did what they said soooooo
Well Bake Off’s over and I have no garden so off I go
Desperately need closure for this one
Fucking finally, a balanced assessment
A bit of tragedy amidst all the polemic
Hooray!
Were they ever let in? Has anyone ever truly been let in?
Well, there you have it. That’s what people think of York’s nightlife. Do you agree or disagree? If you have an opinion, feel free to post it online and provide me with more fodder to write about.
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The Tweet using the controversial puzzle symbol has since been deleted
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The graduation livestream cut footage of a 27-year-old student who crossed the stage presenting a pro-Hong Kong flag
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Staff in grade one will receive a wage increase of 0.004 pence per hour
YUSU The Lounge to be renamed ‘Long Boi’s Lounge’ with Greg James hosting official opening
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The official best places to hide an Easter egg on the University of York campus
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‘Armistice now’: Pro-Palestine protestors gathered in York calling for ceasefire in Gaza
Tamara BakerStudents and staff from the University of York marched from St Helen’s Square on Saturday 16th March
Police appeal for new information on disappearance of Uni of York chef Claudia Lawrence
Claudia went missing 15 years ago after she failed to arrive for work in 2009
University of York reports 4.2 per cent decrease in mean gender pay gap from 2022 to 2023
The university is targeting its gender and ethnicity pay gap, alongside implementing the latest Real Living Wage rate in January 2023
E-Scooter operator TIER ends its contract in York after three and a half years
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Here’s what each song on Ariana Grande’s new album would be like on a night out in York
We can’t be friends is SO sobbing in the Salvos smoking area
Criminally Good Books: The newest independent bookstore opens in York
Read on if it’s been a sec since your last impulse book buy
Missing University of York PhD student found ‘safe and well’ by police following search
27-year-old Orlagh Anderson had been missing since yesterday evening but has since been located
Former York student and family ‘perilously’ trapped in Gaza with no food or shelter
The family of Fadi Hania are said to be in a ‘desperate situation’
Richard Gadd speaks about how similar Baby Reindeer’s Martha actually is to his real stalker
Phoebe KowhaiShe did actually send him over 41,071 emails and leave 350 hours of voicemails
Student at £43,000 a year private school ‘smashed the skulls’ of two students with hammer
Emily SmithThe 17-year-old also tried to kill a teacher in ‘horrific attack’
Ellie Ring
What have Timothy and Lucinda been up to since their MAFS Australia 2024 homestay fight?
They’re still besties!
Here’s where to watch Richard Gadd next if you’re obsessed with Netflix’s Baby Reindeer
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Digs at Davide to Lorraine Kelly drama: What Ekin-Su has been up to since Celeb Big Brother
Iona MacRobertShe’s been in the headlines a lot lately
After their tense homestay, are Jack and Tori still together after MAFS Australia 2024?
I need answers immediately
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‘We declared Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist’ is an actual lyric
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Lily ColdstreamYes, it’s possible to thirst after a man who looks like a carved pumpkin
What has Andrea been up to since leaving MAFS Australia 2024 with her head held high?
She’s living her best life
Love Island’s Zach goes on huge rant about girls ‘wearing nothing’ and ‘selling themselves’
‘People really out here selling themselves for some views/likes’
So, here’s the real reason why Martha calls Donny Baby Reindeer
The show is named after the pet name Martha actually called him in real life
Lauren from MAFS Australia has been spotted on a night out getting close to her ex again
There’s picture evidence!!!
Producers forced Tim to bring up cheating scandal again on homestays for more MAFS drama
And edited their homestays to ‘look worse than it actually was’
‘Shameful’: Sydney Sweeney savagely claps back at claims she ‘is not pretty and can’t act’
‘How sad that a woman in the position to share her expertise and experience chooses instead to attack another woman’
OMG! The viral four lads in jeans are back and the jeans got… baggy
It’s been five years since the first picture was posted!
Lizz claims she’s no longer friends with Jack after Tori ‘forbid’ them seeing each other
And apparently even tried to get Lizz fired?!
Definitively ranking all the episodes of Fallout series one from worst to best
Kind of like picking your favourite child
What does the wind emoji Jack sent about his sex life with Tori on MAFS Australia 2024 mean?
I’ve never felt so out of touch