Everything that has and will ever happen at Pryzm

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You can rely on three certainties in life: death, taxes and how your night at Pryzm will turn out.

  1. In the queue, some lads are rehearsing some Chris Brown classics after their Curry Club at Spoons.
  2. You spot the the group of girls from last weekend wearing the same cropped leather jacket. You scan the queue, and to your dismay every single girl is wearing the jacket.
  3. You begin to feel ostracised, you don’t belong here. But you’re through the doors. No turning back now.
  4. Every girl you know here owns a Michael Kors watch, a camel coloured coat, a white Fiat 500 or has a suspiciously large amount of followers on Instagram- they’re basic bitches.
  5. They begin to upload 200 second snapchat stories of them and their “girlies