Halloween in Glasgow: What to wear

Drinking game: take a shot every time you see a sexy cat this Halloween

Garage

If you’re going to the Garage it was probably a very last minute decision so you’ll need a costume that you’ll already have at home.

Throw on your novelty onesie (everyone has one, don’t lie) and you’ll be fine. No one makes an effort at Garage anyway.

Warning: May cause overheating

Sugarcube

A lot of the girls here act like they’re royalty so go all out and dress up like a princess.

How else will you show whatever semi-famous person is there that night that you will fit perfectly into their upmarket lifestyle?

Just don’t tell anyone your ~fancy~ crown cost £4.50 from Claire’s

Subclub

All those pills you will inevitably take will make you act like a zombie so you may as well look like one too.

You’ll fit right in

Bamboo

If you’re going to Bamboo then you are probably a child so try dressing up as your favourite Barbie doll. You run the risk of wearing the same costume as half of the other underagers there but hey, at least you got in.

This was an aged 8-9