Dusk mocked by Fubar on Twitter after running out of vodka on St Paddy’s

Who knew Fubar could be so sassy?


Tragedy struck on St Patrick’s Day at Dusk when the legendary nightclub ran out of vodka.

St Paddy’s this year fell on a Skint Tuesday to the delight of every Dusk loyal in Stirling. But things took a turn for the worse when vodka ran dry early into the night.

Tab reporter Rachel Talbot said: “I had to have a Morgan’s and coke…it was truly horrific.”

Fubar soon capitalized on the situation by sending out a tweet with more shade than the campus trees.

“Who says Fubar can’t do Tuesday’s?” The bigger club asked before adding in a sneaky hashtag: #WeStillHaveVodka.

Dusk didn’t let them off with that though and quickly replied with an attack on the efficiency of Fubar staff, which is famously very poor.

The Twitter spat continued with Fubar accusing Dusk of being “touchy” and kindly offering a few bottles of Smirnoff, despite everyone knowing that Dusk vodka is closer to rat poison than Smirnoff.

Shots were well and truly fired when Dusk called Fubar up on their poor banter. “Seriously, we expected better! But that’s a common theme for you” they replied with the standard cheeky monkey emoji.

It would appear that despite selling out on Paddy’s, Dusk was out-sassed by Fubar during the Twitter beef. Fubar: good at shady tweets, shit at Tuesdays.