Things Portsmouth students have genuinely said

‘Sometimes I shove MDMA into people’s mouths on a night out’

Portsmouth University campus is accommodating to thousands of different types of students. From Eskimo workers to youngcumlover69, the chat is bound to be entertaining. These are legitimate overheard snippets from conversations I have genuinely heard students say from Portsmouth University.

This is part of a series – have you heard a Portsmouth student say something outrageous? Let us know by messaging our Facebook page.

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“Sometimes I shove MDMA into people’s mouths on a night out,” this is 100% a genuine comment, from a real life person, overheard at a pre drinks. Be careful in the basement of Astoria on Concrete Thursday’s if you don’t fancy someone shoving MDMA into your mouth.

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“Oh shit, message her for me and ask if we did anal.”

A discussion of a drunken one night stand, leading to scaring flashbacks of potential anal sex. The response from the ‘tinder girl,’ was negative.

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“If Donald Trump can become president, then I could be course rep. Or a dirty disco girl.”

Overheard at Dennis Sciama building cafe. Donald Trump proving experience is literally not at all necessary for the job you want.

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“She wears those gross Primark plimsolls out every single Purple Wednesday.”

Although Primark stopped selling these in 2009, in all fairness, I would not wear any shoes I even liked even a minuscule amount to a Popworld snakebite covered floor on a Purple Wednesday.

This is part of a series – have you heard a Portsmouth student say something outrageous? Let us know by messaging our Facebook page.

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