MIC’s Ollie Locke STRIPS OFF to just his boxers at Union debate

Just when you thought the Union couldn’t get any dirtier


Sassy former MIC star Ollie Locke stunned Union goers yesterday when he got fully undressed mid speech.

The star, 27, was telling a story about hooking up with a girl when he treated the audience to a strip tease that left him in just his blue fish print boxers and pink socks.

He was arguing on the side of “witty” in the debate “This House would rather be witty than pretty”.

And it’s probably fair to say that Ollie’s “speech” was more of a story than a speech, but he still managed to have everyone enthralled.

One Worcester fresher, who had the pleasure of sitting in the front row, said: “He took off his jacket, then started unbuttoning his shirt and people started murmuring.”

“Then he carried on his speech as he took his shirt off and it was about five seconds between shirt being off and starting to take off his trousers.

“It was all part of the story – he did it as he was talking about them getting undressed.”

When he started off about Tuesday night Camera and kebab vans, some people wondered where his story was going.

But soon it became evident that his message was “wit gets the hot girl”.

He said he wasn’t that toned, and that the only way he “got the girl” was through wit and, of course, showing off his Oxford college.

Talking to the room in just his undies, perma-tanned Ollie concluded his speech by saying: “You look at yourself and you think ‘but look at my body, it’s not amazing in any way’, and then you realise it was your wit and your charm which attracted her.”

President Olivia Merret was amused at the unexpected display of flesh.

After Ollie’s speech she said: “I thank the honourable member for his speech and his strip show.”

This term has been quite something for scandals with the racist cocktail at the colonial debate and endless fights between the two candidates for President.

But Ollie’s appearance came as a pleasant surprise after an evening that had so far been full of digs from each team at the opposition, and plenty of misconduct.

And after the saucy speech, Ollie sat back down in his seat, much to the amusement of Daisy Buchanan, who was sitting next to him.