Clubbers of the week
#squadgoals
Beth TurnerEven with deadlines looming and the mid-semester bout of skintness we all suffer from, you lot are still putting on your gladrags and venturing out regardless.
Congrats to you.
Squad of the week:
Each one of you is an idiot
Runners up:
You’ve-had-one-too-many of the week:
Runners up:
Crouch of the week:
Runners up:
Shoutout to the photobomber
PDA of the week:
Runners up:
Unhappy folk of the week:
Runners up:
Phone boy is done with life
What are you doing of the week:
Bonbar is supposed to be a classy establishment
Runners up:
Photo credits: Playground Newcastle, Bijoux, IceCream Newcastle, Waikiki, Fuzuko, Club Cobana, Mimo, Club Trop, Jungle, Dirtiz
IAMVIP, Max Cooper Photography & Video, Lonz, Giulietta Ellman
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