How dirty is your takeaway? Newcastle hygiene ratings revealed

During a student’s time in the Toon, eating a worrying amount of takeaways while highly intoxicated happens so regularly that it becomes just like riding a bike, except starving hungry and bleary eyed.

After probing the deepest darkest corners of Newcastle, hygiene ratings reveal that there are probably some places you should think twice about.

Don’t be fooled, our concerns for hygiene standards are a day-to-day worry.

Munchies

One third year was told that their kebabs were “out of this world” and they weren’t lying. She might have some regrets in the morning, but her choice of fatty snack won’t be one of them as these guys have landed themselves an impressive 5/5.

You’re not you when you’re hungry.

Ameens

With a fistfull of Turkish flavour, Ameens sit safely on a 4/5. Third year history student Alice said “I will never forget the time my vegetarian housemate devoured an entire mixed kebab.”

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Salt ‘n’ Pepper

Hidden away is Salt ‘n’ Pepper, it might not seem like much from the outside but what a gem it is, they weren’t scared of presenting their 5/5 FSA rating. This one’s slightly pricey so maybe save it for a special occasion or for when your mum comes to stay.

If the rating wasn’t enough for you then there’s always the banging tunes.

5/5 for hygiene, 10/10 for samosa.

The Toon Takeaway

Always a winner. Newcastle City Council told these fellas they needed ‘major improvement’ with 1/5. However, i’m sure that anyone who’s experienced one of their geordie/london pizzas will agree that it is definitely worth it.

For £4 who can say no?

Sicily Italian Takeaway

Lastly we found Sicily Italian Takeaway. Trying to find their rating was harder than trying to find keys on a messy night out. After a bit of digging on the FSA website it became clear that these guys weren’t too happy with their 1/5 ‘major improvement necessary’ rating. Perhaps you should think twice before sinking your teeth into that burger.

Whatever you do don’t follow the light.

If in doubt you can always visit the rowdiest Subway in the North East, they scored a dull and disappointing 5/5 so no chance of E.Coli in there.