Why you should never, ever move to Manchester

Don’t even go there

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It’s full of ugly, run down buildings

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBieoKqGsal/?taken-by=manchester

And most of the ugly buildings are covered in even uglier street art

I mean come on I could do this shit with my eyes closed

The nightlife is awful

https://www.instagram.com/p/BLapY27BoP5/?taken-at=1757195

They have this stupid event where everyone just listens to music in a warehouse all night

The scenery isn’t as pretty as London

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQVubCEhbNE/?tagged=thisismcr

The transport links are shit

Oh and everyone hates the magicbus

There’s just not enough greenery

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQtUjLxhV1G/?tagged=thisismcr

Someone better call the fashion police because people dress so badly here

A flat like this for half the price of the same one in London just isn’t  even worth it

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHCatXegneH/?tagged=manchesterapartments

The old architecture isn’t as impressive as in London

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQPnEZFB1Oi/?tagged=thisismcr

Manchester is too small

Ugh it’s always just so cramped and claustrophobic

Just looking at the food makes you want to throw up

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQa5ihDAurG/?tagged=thisismcr

And there’s hardly any choice

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQqR_m6AMv8/?tagged=thisismcr

Nope nothing to eat here

Good luck finding an anything arty here

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQxjGsWj7iK/?tagged=thisismcr

Oh look there goes another ugly run down building

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQ2_8Raja5b/?tagged=thisismcr

Just look how creepy and dangerous Manchester looks at night

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQmsw67lpob/?tagged=thisismcr

I don’t care what you say, the combination of old and new buildings just don’t good

You can’t get a decent brunch around here

 

And the university is absolutely hideous

Just