Manchester nights out according to their Facebook reviews
Does anyone actually read them?
Unbeknownst to the average Facebook user is the tool that lets you rate where you go out.
It’s a little bit like a shit version of TripAdvisor, because not many people use it.
But for those that do, the review section of venue Facebook pages is a wonder of the web. It’s a place of violence, unprecedented enthusiasm and strange anecdotes that most people would prefer to forget about.
This in mind, we went on the search for Manchester’s best night out, based solely on Facebook reviews.
Warehouse Project: 4.5 stars
Banging sound system m8
🙂
South: 4.2 stars
Emotional
Kim representing Boon Army
Sound Control: 4.1 stars
Martin had a mad one
Ben, the guy who lives in Sound Controll
Cracking sound
42s: 4.0 stars
Better than Tower to be fair
The cheek
Lock your good shoes away Gary
Factory: 3.9 stars
Massive beats
TEAM FACTORY
Please Guys
Koh Tao: 4.7 stars
Hidden: 4.8 stars
Marc, you flirt
Mint Lounge: 3.8 stars
Pardon the pun
Is that allowed Chris?
Antwerp Mansion: 4.3 stars
Classic Roland
Too much for some
Thanks Tina
I bet she is
Ark Deansgate Locks: 4 stars
ABORT
Fair play
Are they in the same place
Fifth: 3.8 stars
Never again
All those farmers in Fifth
What were you expecting lmao
huh?
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