Getting lucky in SOHO or the SJ? Your weekly horoscope from Cosmic Connie

This week holds pleasant surprises in Concert Square. But don’t wear heels, they’ll definitely land you with an injury.

Lucky pre-drink: cider and black

Pisces

You have to make your 9ams this week, or you’re going to miss some valuable assignment information. Celebrate with a trip to the ASDA reduced section and you will be rewarded.

Lucky cabby: Delta

Cancer

If you haven’t booked your train ticket home yet, you should. Virgin Trains are a cruel mistress. Don’t be tempted by that second quad-vod – it’s a bad idea.

Lucky names: Claire, Tom

Taurus

Time to knuckle down and set up camp in the silent section of the library. Treat yourself to some new stationary from the SJ shop to get motivated. Maybe some post-its.

Lucky pants: sexy sexy lace

Leo 

The Guild should be avoided at lunchtime if you don’t want to bump into that awkward one night stand from last week. Try Central Teaching Hub for a quieter alternative this week.

Lucky day: Thursday

Scorpio

The Baltic Triangle is worth a daytime visit, but be ready to keep drinking. You will end up in Pop World but at least you got some pretty selfies before you became such a state.

Lucky food: Custard Creams

Aquarius

If you brave it, The Raz will leave you with a stinking hangover! Get a hat and the odds might fall a little more in your favour (even if you look like a knob).

Lucky number: 80

Gemini

Give a new pub a go this week: but if you hate it, any karaoke bar will do. Splash the cash and invest in a cinema ticket with the flat. Liverpool One might be expensive but worth it for a house bonding night.

Lucky bus: 80A

Libra

An Alpha cabby will save your skin this weekend. Remember food from the Font is never a bad idea. Curly fries are in your future.

Lucky club: MODO/SOHO

Virgo

Share this article for good luck. Plan a trip to Bold Street for some retail therapy with friends.

Lucky colour: red

Sagittarius

Harpers Pizza. Need I say more?

Lucky building: The Guild

Capricorn

A run in Sefton this week will help you clear your head ready for Easter holidays. Give your latest love interest a wink from across the lecture theatre.

Lucky shot: Vodka

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