Best places to have sex on campus

Sex and revision is always a winner…

The Guild

Built for students, run by students, and now used by students to reach an orgasm before mid-lunch, (or any-time thereafter, whatever takes your fancy.) Nobody can possibly know how the fuck to get around this place, so wander around and find a secluded spot that takes your fancy. If you fancy a blowjob, there’s plenty of comfortable seating around the place to get cosy whilst your balls are being thoroughly emptied.

Thrill Factor: 7/10

If you’re a bit more on the wild side, and would rather reach orgasm in public, then you could always try out the piano like we did.

Better than the Notebook..

School of Engineering

If you fancy engineering somebody’s body parts instead of pissing about with metal, computers, technology and all that other un-fingerable bordeom, then look no further than the red bricks around the school of engineering. With the Harold Cohen library only over the road, you can easily spot a fittie during revision and beckon them over to the seedy corridors of the engineering department to get your mid-week fix.

Thrill Factor: 6/10

Plenty of big toys in the engineering department

Abercromby Square

If you fancy yourself a bit of a Bear Grylls and like to get down and dirty on the down and dirt, look no further than Abercromby square – the buzzing, natural hub of the University of Liverpool. Most students just like to smoke here (or drink if the weather isn’t minus five,) but only the bravest and horniest of students will risk a sex session here.

Thrill Factor: 8/10