The ultimate outfit guide for a boss Liverpool night out
Don’t dress like a dick
The complete guide of how to dress for which Liverpool club, because you were too drunk to figure it out during Freshers.
So, you’ve just successfully completed your first week of uni. You probably spent more than half the time frolicking around Smithdown in last nights clothes, becoming familiar with Chesters, skipping lectures and eating enough take aways to feed your entire block, but nonetheless it is done and dusted.
You were happy enough to participate in fancy dress and be covered in paint last week, but, let’s be real. You aren’t going to pull looking like that. So what should you wear out to different nights out in the city to avoid rejection?
Name: Lydia
Occupation: Final year Linguistics Student
Destination: The Kazimier
Favourite drink: Red stripe
Reasons for outfit choice: “Everyone that goes to The Kazimier is super edgy, so I only wear black. If you are colourful you are not cool.”
Name: Naomi
Occupation: Second year Business Student
Destination: Level
Favourite drink: Any cocktail, preferably sex on the beach
Reasons for outfit choice: “People that go to Level dress to impress. You’ve got to wear heels to look glamorous.”
Name: Lizzie
Occupation: English Graduate
Destination: East Village Arts Club
Favourite drink: Gin & Tonic
Reasons for outfit choice: “I wanted to give people the impression that I hadn’t made any effort to get ready. It doesn’t matter about coordinating anymore.’
Name: Matt
Occupation: Quantity surveying masters
Destination: The Garage
Favourite drink: Rum & Coke
Reasons for outfit choice: “The club’s name emphasizes how you should dress – grungy, dirty, starting to smell, like all things kept in your garage.”
Name: Kirsty
Occupation: Biochemistry graduate
Destination: Kitchen Street
Favourite drink: Mojito
Reasons for outfit choice: “I thought my black, suede playsuit was super cool. It will attract all those guys wearing Nike trainers and snap backs .”
Names: Tom, Gus, Tom, Bertie and Sam
Occupations: Second year Students
Destination: Aloha
Favourite drink: The Zombie from Aloha
Reasons for outfit choice: “We all went shopping together and bought these suits because there’s only one way to catch a ladies eye, through style.”
Name: Joe
Occupation: Final year Aerospace Engineering
Destination: Heebie Jeebies
Favourite drink: Old fashioned
Reasons for outfit choice: “I saw these brogues and thought they looked pretty nice. They are great if you fancy going to a club like Heebies that doesn’t look like the inside of a jail cell.”
Don’t expect to be making any new friends on a night out unless you stick to this guide. Even if you can’t stand raving to EDM, or hate the R n B scene, it’s all about knowing how to dress to fit in and stand out.