Revealed: The most ridiculous Richard III merchandise Leicester has to offer

People actually buy this stuff

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Leicester has gone Richard III crazy since the it was confirmed in 2013 the skeleton found in a carpark was that of the King of England.

This has meant two thing – one, the King got a proper burial and two, everyone’s cashed in on it. Here are some of the most pointless things you can buy today at the Richard III Visitor’s Centre and local area:

Knitted Richard III doll – £2.50

If you’ve ever considered cuddling up to the dead monarch, you can buy your own woolly Richard, complete with his very own mini knitted dagger.

Miniture Handlebar Horses – £3.75

Ever wanted to strap some battle horses onto your bike handles and ride into battle like Ricky 3? Of course you have.

Scooter Horseheads – £12.95

If the miniature horseheads don’t do it for you, you can buy a bigger version to put on your scooter or kid’s wooden bike.

PopArt Richard III Blank Card – £3.00

Marvel at how trendy and vibesy Richard is with this card you can send your friends and family.

Richard III Canvas Bag – £12.00

The must have accessory of the summer. Who wouldn’t want to been seen with this?

Richard III DVD, The Unseen Story – £14.99

“Hey, fancy coming over and chilling with a film? ;)”

“Sure thing, whatcha got?”

Boar Pin Badge – £9.99

Ah yes the white boar, the badge of Richard III. Summer Ball attire checklist: Tie – check. Cufflinks – check. Boar badge? – check.

Mug – £9.95

Car Park. Parking. KING. A King found in a car park. He was parked there all along. Car ParKING. Geddit? I’m sure when they came up with this at the ideas meeting they were mighty proud.

Badge – 70p

Wear Richard’s face on your jumper with pride. Also available in enamel at £5.99 for when the plastic badge just isn’t going to cut it.