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All those Hyde Park seshes have paid off
So many snakes deserving of these savage memes
Everything becomes so awkward
There’s a reason these guys are single
‘To put it simply, gravity doesn’t exist’
Don’t hate us cos you ain’t us
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
It’s Christmas time, and there’s no need to be afraid
This is getting ridiculous now
Maybe you would have done better at Beckett
You’re not gonna find your Prince Charming in Tiger Tiger
Will you still be allowed home for Sunday dinner?
We may not have won, but at least we don’t go to Beckett
She has a condition of an unknown cause that is affecting her brain
The party to end all parties
Space is never a good night out
Say goodbye to a warm house
‘Falling in love with the first person I slept with’
We don’t all get Daddy to pay
Glitter doesn’t come cheap you know
Because what is Leeds without glitter
She’s not a ‘national treasure’
It’s 2017, just let us have fun already
On paper they are all my type
Say goodbye to three month long summers
‘The boys better be ready for some competition’
Including a totally relevant question about Love Island
‘Strong and stable is fucking dead’
‘Tory, lol joke I’m not an idiot’
The end of the unicorn is upon us
She was the only talented one in the whole film
I feel like I could rule the world
Not even Melissa McCarthy could save it
Staff ‘listen to demands’ of Why is My Curriculum White campaign
Seriously, someone please explain it to me
‘On a sofa watching Star Wars why’
People who eat avocados have smaller waists than those who don’t
But it seemed like such a good idea at the time
‘This isn’t a photo shoot for a cover on Vogue’
Inserting Compaks is an art
Kissed her on the neck and then I took her by the hand, said “Baby, let’s go to Crispy’s”
Hell is empty and all the devils are here
‘I may be dead but I’m still pretty’
It’s because they take more risks
“Shitty DJ’s, bad music, expensive drinks, and a tiny smoke machine in the corner actually all makes for a pretty shit night”
‘Do you have to say ‘literally’ all the time?’
Not all heroes wear capes
Shocking new concept: women can do whatever they choose with their bodies???
“I just wanted to be friends with your dad”
“It’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!”
Alexandra Wright
