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Can’t believe the hoodies aren’t free anymore
The decision comes after a unanimous yes vote
No backup dancers
Pretty face, average bod > average face, fit bod
‘Millie can I borrow a tampon?’
So many blisters
(It’s a pub and a club mixed together)
The finer things in life
Bread just makes me bloat