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Medic Ryan Wolff masqueraded as a first year to bag the prize
Only Oxford and Cambridge beat us
Only one person voted against them
Bread just makes me bloat
If you buy with bitcoin you’re a neek
There are a few options
‘Have you seen the rest of the flat? I’ll give you a tour’
They exude coolness
A Leicester medic channelled Liam Neeson and paid a heavy price