The Tab’s website of the week: Date Ariane
Perseverance is the key to success with this lovely online lady
Who said virtual dating was for geeks? Well women obviously, but who needs them when you have Ariane.
Watch the hours bleed away as you try to reach the nirvana that is making love to the Sim-esque Ariane. Just don’t resort to the online walkthrough guides (because that would be geeky).
If you thought ordinary sex was stressful try this super-addictive cartoon cock-tease on for size.
Leeds lingo: Your ultimate urban dictionary for understanding Leeds student slang
Your rundown of terms like Bakery, Monty B and RPP
Every Leeds student needs to know about these second hand vintage stores
Yes, I have spent all my student loan in Pop Boutique
LUU take no action against new SU officer who exceeded campaign spend limit in elections
Formal complaints were not recognised due to candidates submitting expenses after the deadline
Former Leeds student received unwanted sexual advances from two driving instructors
Alice’s instructor told her she was ‘the most amazing person he’d ever known’
In pictures: Leeds students flooded ring road in huge Palestine protest through city centre
Students currently occupying Leeds Uni’s Parkinson Building attended Saturday’s protest after negotiations with the university
Student occupiers ‘locked in’ Parkinson Building confirm they can leave ‘through fire exit’
Leeds Palestinian Solidarity Group and Student Rebellion said that food and supplies are delivered inside the building between ‘certain hours’
We got you third years: Here are 10 self care tips to get you through this semester
This one goes out to the final years writing their diss
Leeds students occupying Parkinson building claim the university rescinded its offer to meet
The occupiers also claim that security closed the building ‘four hours before the agreed time’
Leeds students occupying Parkinson Court demand meeting with uni in protest for Palestine
The students’ demands require the University of Leeds to condemn Israeli genocide, create a safe space for people to protest and ban war criminals from its campus
19-year-old student raped in Leeds park after chance bus-stop encounter in city centre
Her attacker, a dad of three, was ruled as a danger to lone females and jailed for more than 15 years
Candlelight vigil to be held in Leeds this weekend for university students lost to suicide
ForThe100 will be holding a vigil on Saturday 2nd March in Millennium Square
Leeds students stage walkout in protest of Israel’s bombardment of Rafah
Organisers said the march was about giving an ‘active space’ for students to show their solidarity with Palestine
Leeds Jewish students feared for their lives after van driver ‘threatened to ram’ them
Two students were threatened and verbally abused while walking to prayer service at Hillel House
Leeds student who kept knives in halls and planned ‘shoot up for the lols’ jailed
Nicholas Rees was sentenced to six years in prison after speaking about making bombs
Boss of PRYZM blames students not going out as much for club closures
Rekom has closed 17 venues across the country
Jewish chaplain at Leeds University forced into hiding following death threats
More than 500 Leeds alumni have signed an open letter warning about ‘the current state of anti-Semitism on campus’
Jewish student centre vandalised after emeritus Leeds professor ‘suggested protest there’
‘Free Palestine’ was graffitied on Hillel House after a professor called for a ‘coordinated response’
HiFi Tuesdays and Greasy Pig cafe: Zack on The Traitors and his favourite Leeds nights out
Turns out The Traitors star is 100 per cent faithful to a Friday night at Fruity
Here’s which romcom you should watch on Valentine’s Day based on your Leeds accommodation
Enjoy swooning to the likes of Mark Darcy, Patrick Verona and Alex Stewart x
Um, Ridge is apparently launching a whole ‘deece’ clothing line around his MAFS catchhrase
I’ll be decked out from head to toe
Awkward! These are officially the least popular Russell Group universities in 2024
Cambridge students everywhere crying as we speak
Ella May Ding just absolutely dragged Jayden from MAFS Australia on a podcast
She didn’t hold back, obviously
Here’s where Cara Delevingne preaching about house music on your TikTok is actually from
‘It’s about time you fell in love with something that will love you back!’
Um, Chelsea now has her own merch range with cringe Love Is Blind sayings on it
I’ll take four ‘Megan Faux’ caps, please
Zayn Malik to Calvin Harris: All the celebs who’ve quit Hollywood to live on a farm
Finding out that Jeffree Star is farming yaks was not on my 2024 bingo card
One year on, this is how the winter Love Island couples’ lives have changed since the show
From lambing season to engagements it’s been a busy year
Private jets to £10K a night holidays: All of Molly Mae’s biggest controversies
‘She’s Margaret Thatcher with a fake tan’
Just all of the best Temu memes to console you if you’ve signed your soul away for £40
Temu’s terms and conditions says it can use your ‘likeness, voice and opinion’ however it likes
Lauren and Jono were edited out of MAFS Australia family and friends week for savage reason
Ngl I’d be a bit embarrassed
The MAFS Australia cast have slammed Lauren for ‘putting on an act’ during filming
Jonathan’s also claimed they had an arrangement to stay in a ‘fake marriage’
Ash spills all about ‘traumatic’ MAFS marriage where Madeleine ‘exploded’ at him off camera
‘An absolute sh*t show – wild, traumatic, crazy’
Erm, Ash from MAFS Australia debuted his new relationship whilst he was still on the show
He’s gone from a psychic to a pilates instructor
Revealed: The awkward *real* reason Madeleine and Ash left MAFS Australia 2024
There was ‘a lot more’ to their exit than the short scene viewers were shown
These are the wildest transformations from the cast of MAFS Australia 2024
Jack in a bowler hat and tie will never not be funny
Explained: Temu is going viral for giving people free money – but there’s one scary catch
Okay but this is kinda terrifying