A new use for the white stuff.

Our student cousins in Newcastle have made a valiant attempt to kick-start the latest viral sensation.

Known as ‘Milking’, the stunt simply requires the participant to purchase some milk and then pour it over his or her head. The result is a thing of bizarre beauty.

The Tab appreciates the value of extra-curricular activities and would encourage anyone wishing to partake in this new activity to send us the resulting video.

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