Edinburgh’s Messiest Room: Round 1
Vote the worst – they’re all filthy
Olivia MorseThe first round of nominations are in and we can happily say that all of you deserve to win. However, there can only be one.
Remember, the winner gets their whole flat professionally cleaned for free by Helping Hand.
Here are the nominations:
Kelly’s Flatmate
“My flatmate went on a ski holiday with uni over Christmas and she still hasn’t unpacked. By the way, I think she might be in the mess somewhere…”
How she has fitted so much mess into such a small space is a mystery.
Alex’s shameless self-nomination
“I‘d like to nominate myself, Alex. My room was so messy that our letting agency angrily messaged saying that potential tenants were put off by the flat at their viewings because of the state of my room. To help me change my ways, the professional clean would be much appreciated.”
“I must shamefully admit that I have not cheated and that these are candid shots the letting agency took of my room at one of the viewings.”
Thank you for your honesty Alex.
Rufus’ Flat
“1.25m long. 0.75m wide. 0.25m tall. These are the proportions of what has been dubbed as ‘The Great Dish-pression’, the result of one flatmate’s unprecedented 4 month abstinence from washing up. Please send us a professional cleaner or at least pray for us.”
Wow.
Dishes on the floor!
Whilst everyone else has sent in photos of their filthy floors covered in clothes, Rufus has sent in arguably the most disgusting kitchen in Edinburgh.
Ellie
“This is the bedroom of my flatmate Ellie. We haven’t seen the floor since she moved in. She’s a mess, inside and out.”
A scathing assessment of poor Ellie.
There’s still time to nominate one of your mates for the messiest room. Email [email protected] with your submission.
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