The Swan has banned swearing, and no I’m not fucking kidding

If they hear your profanities you’ll get kicked out

The harsh reality of being a frep at Durham

I bet you haven’t tried to power nap outside Fab’s

These are actual things we’ve heard Durham students say this week, and it’s disturbing

Excuse me?

Durham’s clubbers of the week

Freshers’ flu didn’t stop these legends

What the mould in your student house says about your life

The tale as mould as time

We asked students at other unis what they really think of Durham

“Bloody chino wearing toffs”

We ate Domino’s every week for a year and here’s what happened

Doing Durham right

I broke eleven iPhones in a year

Unlike cats, iPhones don’t have nine lives.

Nominations are now open for Durham’s Fittest Freshers 2017/2018

Who have you been sharking?

The things no one tells you about being a Durham second year

The ugly truth

We scouted for fit boys in the Billy B, and we found them

Meet the drop dead gorgeous academics

All the ways you’ll fail as a human in Tesco right now

Durham’s worst queue WILL drive you crazy

Second year is so much better than first year, and here’s why

No more college potatoes.

DUCFS 2018: Meet the fit and fabulous Exec

We asked them everything you want to know

College residence fees will rise to £7,422 a year

That’s a 3.5% increase

How to survive the Durham freshers’ flu

Berocca at noon, vodka at night

Why you should write for The Tab Durham

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Freshers’ Guide: How to nail the Durham look

Always seize a fleece