The Tab Durham’s Fittest Fresher: Girls

Here come the girls


It’s that time of the year again. Here are the finest fresh Durham has to offer. Vote below to choose your winner.

Tune in next week for the boys!

Gigi, Hatfield, Anthropology

Are you single?

Single.

How would you describe your style in 3 words?

Pastel semi slut.

On a scale of 1-10 how much of a fuckboy are you?

0- I just can’t be bothered to be a fuckboy, too much effort.

Who is your celebrity crush?

Channing Tatum.

What would your ex say about you?

She’s a delight, obvs.

What is your best feature?

Quite enjoy my lower legs if that’s not too weird.

What is your worst feature?

Chins.

What is your biggest regret at Uni so far?

Well there’s a module I’ve never been to (Thursday 9am you know what I mean) and I honestly don’t regret not going yet but I have feeling that come summer 10/10 will be a big regret.

What do you look for in a partner?

Anyone who’s twice my weight, preferably in muscle.

What is your favourite sex position?

Crushed- it’s not hard.

What is your Spirit animal?

Def some white fluffy cat.

What would your friends say is “classic you”?

Classic me? Day drinking and anything involving tequila.

 

Jules, St Mary’s, Law

 

Are you single?

The only guy that ever calls my house is Randy from Chase Visa (ps If you don’t know what movie that’s from we can’t be friends).

How would you describe your style in 3 words?

My brother’s hand me downs.

On a scale of 1-10 how much of a fuckboy are you?

What are boys?

Who is your celebrity crush?

Ryan Reynolds, I’m into Dads.

What would your ex say about you?

Give me my sweatshirts back.

What is your best feature?

My legs but only in yoga pants.

What is your worst feature?

I spill secrets in my sleep.

What is your biggest regret at Uni so far?

Only discovering flat white three weeks into uni.

What do you look for in a partner?

A pizza box in their hands.

What is your favourite sex position?

Not too bothered, I’d rather be eating.

What is your Spirit animal?

A whale, because a buzzfeed quiz told me so. I’m not at all offended.

What would your friends say is “classic you”?

Saying I’m sober when I’m quite obviously paralytic.

 

Arabella, Hatfield, Archaeology and Anthropology

 

Are you single?

Very much so.

How would you describe your style in 3 words?

I love pompoms.

On a scale of 1-10 how much of a fuckboy are you?

-1, I still believe that smiling is a form of flirting.

Who is your celebrity crush?

Leonardo D’icaprio – in his prime of course.

What would your ex say about you?

Indecisive.

What is your best feature?

Dance moves.

What is your worst feature?

Dance moves.

What is your biggest regret at Uni so far?

Not having properly experienced Europe’s worst nightclub … Klute.

What do you look for in a partner?

A sense of humour and a good ass.

What is your favourite sex position?

I guess you’ll have to wait and find out.

What is your Spirit animal?

A baby penguin, because I’m small, snuggly and like to use my dancing feet.

What would your friends say is “classic you”?

Dixy chicken.

 

Lily, Hatfield, Law

 

Are you single?

No.

How would you describe your style in 3 words?

Classic, feminine, flirty.

On a scale of 1-10 how much of a fuckboy are you?

A strong 7.5, when I was 10 I once had 5 boyfriends in one month.

Who is your celebrity crush?

Tom Hardy in Legend.

What would your ex say about you?

Best thing he ever had.

What is your best feature?

Left ear.

What is your worst feature?

Right ear.

What is your biggest regret at uni so far?

Eating my weight in college potatoes (btw would rate the lattice fries).

What do you look for in a partner?

A signet ring, failing that an offshore bank account (or a holiday home in st tropez will do).

What is your favourite sex position?

Celibacy.

What is your spirit animal?

Gloria from Madagascar – chunky yet funky and won’t let any man walk over me.

What would your friends say is ‘classic you’?

Going home from the club early to eat noodles.

 

Sophie, Hild Bede, Crimonology

Are you single?

In a complicated relationship with Sadeck and Ali.

Describe your style in three words?

Basic White Girl.

On a scale of 1-10 how much of a fuckboy are you? 

I’m not a fuckboy, I just fuck boys.

Who is your celebrity crush?

HB Beccy.

What would your ex say about you?

You made me gay.

What is your best feature?

My nose because I can’t smell.

What is your worst feature?

My boobs… wait what boobs?

What is your biggest regret at uni so far?

Passing out on the pathway on the way to Jimmy’s.

What do you look for in a partner?

Palatinate blazer.

What is your favourite sex position?

Bukkake.

What is your spirit animal?

A horse because I’m rideable.

What would your friends say is ‘classic you’?

Hear me before they see me.