Durham in the summer is boring and soulless
Just like the locals
The TabWhile we’ve been away Durham has stayed frozen in a time warp, while Surrey students jet across Indochina. But just like your gran’s house, nothing has changed except it looks lonely.
Yet one thing has fundamentally shifted: the library barriers have been extended and modernised. Completely shocking.
Billy B gets a face lift
Swerve
Fancy
In other news: nothing has changed.
The DSU still looks like a maximum security facility
Almost more scary
Hatfield is still shit
Obama House keeps its namesake
Shack is just as pumping as before
Klute staff have been cleaning all vac
The Union building is selling off lecturers
The Viaduct is creepily empty
Like really empty
Its seriously the bereft of life
The buskers are still shit
In fairness there’s new tarmac here
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Durham student housing plans withdrawn after MP issues warning over policy breaches
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HESA 2022/23 report exposes gender and racial pay gaps at Durham University
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Durham almuna Gabby Logan plans to tell her kids about her affair during university
She asserts that ‘you’re allowed to make bad decisions’
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Watch out: These girls are scarier than your summatives
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Petition created to save Leazes footbridge after Durham council plan to demolish it
The bridge has been called ‘iconic’
I went to DUCFS, the UK’s biggest student-led charity fashion show right here in Durham
From free drinks to fancy outfits, it does indeed live up to the hype
Durham’s annual inter-collegiate Cheer Competition: A review
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Let’s hope they last longer than I did…
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Seven cocktails to remind you why your exes are in fact exes this Valentine’s Day
Take this as a celebration of your bad decisions…
These are the best places in Durham to hide from your ex this Valentine’s Day
Why do mountains always win at hide and seek? They always peak….
The couple’s yearly connundrum: What to do for Valentine’s Day (Durham edition)
Don’t worry folks, the Tab’s got you covered…
How to spend Valentine’s Day solo in Durham and not lose your mind
Freya HemmingDon’t worry my fellow Durham singletons, we’ve got this…
Richard Gadd speaks about how similar Baby Reindeer’s Martha actually is to his real stalker
Phoebe KowhaiShe did actually send him over 41,071 emails and leave 350 hours of voicemails
Student at £43,000 a year private school ‘smashed the skulls’ of two students with hammer
Emily SmithThe 17-year-old also tried to kill a teacher in ‘horrific attack’
Ellie Ring
What have Timothy and Lucinda been up to since their MAFS Australia 2024 homestay fight?
They’re still besties!
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Digs at Davide to Lorraine Kelly drama: What Ekin-Su has been up to since Celeb Big Brother
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After their tense homestay, are Jack and Tori still together after MAFS Australia 2024?
I need answers immediately
Yikes! A snippet of Taylor Swift’s new album has allegedly leaked and people are SLATING it
‘We declared Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist’ is an actual lyric
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What has Andrea been up to since leaving MAFS Australia 2024 with her head held high?
She’s living her best life
Love Island’s Zach goes on huge rant about girls ‘wearing nothing’ and ‘selling themselves’
‘People really out here selling themselves for some views/likes’
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The show is named after the pet name Martha actually called him in real life
Lauren from MAFS Australia has been spotted on a night out getting close to her ex again
There’s picture evidence!!!
Producers forced Tim to bring up cheating scandal again on homestays for more MAFS drama
And edited their homestays to ‘look worse than it actually was’
‘Shameful’: Sydney Sweeney savagely claps back at claims she ‘is not pretty and can’t act’
‘How sad that a woman in the position to share her expertise and experience chooses instead to attack another woman’
OMG! The viral four lads in jeans are back and the jeans got… baggy
It’s been five years since the first picture was posted!
Lizz claims she’s no longer friends with Jack after Tori ‘forbid’ them seeing each other
And apparently even tried to get Lizz fired?!
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What does the wind emoji Jack sent about his sex life with Tori on MAFS Australia 2024 mean?
I’ve never felt so out of touch