You'll be spending the next three years cutting shapes in Pryzm and failing to pronounce anything in Welsh.
4chan users claimed credit for the hijack
When he can carry six VKs at once
Why are there so many chinos on Wednesday?
A home away from home
Maybe he’ll go to the Hoffi Coffi cross roads
I hope Bradley takes his top off
Come on ladies come on ladies, one pound drinks
Suck on that Swansea
You won’t brie-lieve what he’s got in store
An increase in financial support for students will be made available though
Violence and Sexual offences were one of the most common crimes
Out every night of the week? Yes, of course
Fear not, they will still be stocking Coffee Barker and Clancy’s
Double cheeseburger, a banana milkshake and some cheesy bites to Cathays Terrace pls hun x