Hawking in Sex Club Scandal

Prof Stephen Hawking has been caught red-handed having visited a sex club in The States.

Cambridge University has confirmed that Hawking, 70, visited a Californian sex club.

Rumours have been flying around that world-renowned scientist and Nuts bloke of the year 2011 Hawking was a regular customer at swingers clubs.

The Daily Record published an article earlier today that quoted a source saying “I have seen Stephen Hawking at the club more than a handful of times. He arrives with an entourage of nurses and assistants.”

But the Uni Press Office told The Tab that “it is not true that he is a regular visitor. He visited once, a few years ago, with a group of friends.”

Allegations that he was a regular were “greatly exaggerated.”

Judith Croasdell, Hawking’s PA told The Tab “absolutely no comment.” But in a general statement, she said the rumours of his many visits to strip clubs were “ridiculous.”

In any case, it wasn’t the first time international super lad Hawking has been found in such a sexy venue. Back in 2008, he paid a visit to one of Peter Stringfellow’s lap-dance clubs.

Megalash: Best British Bloke of the Year 2011. 

Stringfellow remembers that “I asked him how he felt about having a conversation with me about the universe or if he would prefer to watch the girls.”

“His answer was quite simply “The girls.””