Tab Trains: Cane Fighting


Sports Editor RUPERT MERCER has a go at Cane Fighting, in Tab Trains this week. Turns out it hurts.

The Tab‘s Sports Editor, Rupert Mercer, has been a naughty boy so we took him to a man with a large moustache and a cane for punishment.

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npVtOhzoPyE

For any of you who fancy taking up The Art of The Cane, please contact Morgan Alexander here.

  • Tab Summarises:

    Basically hitting each other with sticks in a camp way

  • Movember

    That man had an unfair head-start

  • Sick fight bro

    but poor cane tekkers

  • more importantly

    What is Rupert wearing?

  • shit fencing

    is this not just fencing for people too scared of swords?

  • Your Mum

    Mercer, poor tekkers.

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