What happens when you watch porn with your friend

How else are you meant to bond with your BFF?


UBTV brought a bunch of students together to watch porn and talk about it.

The heads of UBTV Features had a dream, a dream in which students watched porn in couples and discussed it on camera.  That dream came true.  In case anyone was wondering, I was the lonesome girl watching the blue movies on her own.

Best friends from around the uni came to cement their friendships in front of some good old penetration.  A variety of films were shown, from anime to gay and lesbian porn, threesomes, hentai and of course anal.

My decision to take part was quite last minute and I arrived sweaty, breathless and blushing. The sweating and blushing continued throughout the whole experience.  I was invited by the organisers to have a browse and choose my own video to watch.  When the girls saw how clueless and Catholic I am they kindly gave me some suggestions, which lead to my first (and hopefully last) viewing of animated porn.

The first couple in the video, Toby Hill-Smith and Jonny Kemp, brought a dog with them to filming who stole the show in his brief appearance, watching some English-dubbed hentai with the boys.

“His name’s Eric, we brought him along to make the experience a bit less awkward.  He’s my housemate’s puppy, about nine months old” said Toby.  “That’s the first bit of porn he’s ever watched.  Unfortunately he didn’t seem all that fussed and only gave it a quick glance before getting bored.”

Joe Walder and Max Irwin from the squash committee win the award for most uncomfortable couple by far, blushing their way through the porn as they struggled to maintain their composure.  “It was funny”, a stony-faced Max insists at the end of the video, arms firmly crossed.

Meanwhile, Mel made an important point about misleading porn titles: “It says lesbian but they’re sucking a penis”.  It’s 2015 Pornhub, we deserve the truth.