#aberdeenproblemz

So it seems that we are all living in, like, THE worst city ever. What better way to illustrate true problems of the Aberdonian student than with gifs.

1. It’s so fucking small!!!!!! You will never get away with saying anything, ever.  #aberdeenproblemz

2. Seagulls: they will ruin your life, steal your food, swoop unnecessarily low and get their disgusting feet scarily close to your face #aberdeenproblemz

3. You will be constantly sat in tutorials beside the overachievers  #aberdeenproblemz

 

4. AS IF the library couldn’t be a more stressful environment, to make things even worse we have librarians to act as coffee Nazis  #aberdeenproblemz

 

5. We are forced to painstakingly observe students interrupt your lecturers to make their own points #aberdeenproblemz

 

6. Knowing with great certainty that this will be the result any time you sit down to do any readings, regardless of their importance: too late; didn’t read #aberdeenproblemz

 

7. And how could we not mention the bloody lovely April showers we’ve been having?? #aberdeenproblemz

 

8. Even Beyoncé knows the hard pain of the day before SAAS  #aberdeenproblemz

However there is the euphoria the day after SAAS (VKs for everyone)  #aberdeenproblemz

9. Then there’s those annoying girls in the exam period who try too hard to get that perfect geek-chic-messy-giant-bun in the library to prove how stressed they are: JUST FUCKING SHOWER!!!!! #aberdeenproblemz

 

10. Some of you will understand the pain of trying to single-handedly find your tutorial in Meston. #aberdeenproblemz

 

11. Living your life with full knowledge that April 25th will NEVER be the perfect date in Aberdeen- IT WILL ALWAYS BE COLD #aberdeenproblemz

12. Receiving constant threats to fill in your SCEF feedback OR ELSE #aberdeenproblemz

13. Knowing that sudden feeling of panic when a rigger approaches you in Paramount #aberdeenproblemz

14. Paying disgustingly high rent for a disgusting flat #aberdeenproblemz

(Just kidding, that’s what Daddy’s for)

15. Looking through club photos the morning after the night before #aberdeenproblemz

16. Leaving your house will always be hard, because regardless of the season, the weather will inevitably be like this. #aberdeenproblemz

17. Leaving your house will be particularly difficult between November and February, when typically we all have to walk around like this. #aberdeenproblemz

To conclude, only Jeanne Moreau can really share the pain of just how bad life can really be in Aberdeen, so let’s all cry in the rain together. #aberdeenproblemz