Yar har, fiddle dee dee, fancy a peep at the clubbers this week?

If seeing the clubbers is alright wit ye, here are the clubbers

Well, I took a stroll on the internet yesterday-I-ay-I-ay – I saw a little album of clubbers pics and my mind it sure did say: “Well I ask you friend. What’s a writer to do? Cos these pics are great and my captions are too!”

Happy St Patrick’s weekend. Here are the best clubbers in the UK this week – shoutout to our Belfast brethren especially.

Miracle of the week

A gin & tonic from the Lord himself

This guy claims his blazer is a 42′ small

Come on mate that’s a 44′ regular at least

And for his next fight, Conor McGregor will fight… Conor McGregor!

They’re not here to take part, they’re here to take over

Cool picture, but surely this is dangerous?

Even the greatest selfie isn’t worth mowing down punters for

And now, the winners of the 2017 Shit Lid Championships

We’d like to thank our barbers

COME ON REF THAT WAS MILES OFFSIDE

THIS GAME IS A JOKE REF A FUCKING JOKE

My name’s Tom. I’m a DJ, but I’d rather be takingĀ youĀ for a spin on the best date of your life

DM me

Fuck that mate he’s putting baby in the corner

Nobody fucking does that man nobody

Sorry can someone point to the lights for me?

Thanks

That’s Tommy. His head is entirely made of cheese

Cheese is a kind of meat, a tasty yellow beef

Haha we’ve all been there gal!

YO HO HO YOUNG LADY WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

Oh wait wrong holiday

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