Zoe Archer

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Clubbers of the week: Last Ocean of the year

You’re still crying aren’t you

Look book: Ocean fancy dress

Wednesday night inspo

Piglet room: Ex-ham relief or clever business ploy?

Cosmo called Patches a ‘blatant ledge’

Final Ocean tickets sell out in minutes after mammoth SIX HOUR queue

People started queuing at 4am

Example plays for the THIRD time as he replaces Jess Glynne for Grad Ball

He played in 2011 and 2013

Trent’s BNOC of the year: Heat 1

One of them is in their sixth year

In pictures: Third year fashion show

People actually made these

I still breastfeed my five-year-old and she’ll grow up to be a genius

‘She’ll stop when she wants to, at six, seven or even ten’

SU-turn: Piglet room for your stress – even though you didn’t vote

They had probably already paid the deposit

Clubbers of the week: Things got fruity with three bored blokes in Bunker

Let the banana, meet the mango

Vote now best bums 2015 – Time for the boys

On a Tuesday? Are they mad?

Vote now best bums 2015 – It’s the turn of the girls

Breaking the internet

Lethal Bizzle, Duke Dumont and more announced for Grad Ball 2015

Quite good actually

Clubbers of the week: Babies in the Bunker

They’re at it again

Bid for swimming lessons for fresher who nearly drowned twice in two weeks

His latest accident left him in A&E

Ballsy Boswell threatens naughty fans after Varsity ice hockey loss

Pucking hell

Boy George and Gok Wan rumoured for grad ball

You come and go, you come and go

Trent is the 13th best uni in the country, according to us

We beat Notts and that’s all that matters

Is your bum the best at Trent?

Got buns hun?

Clubbers of the Week: The Bunker

Ooosh

21-year-old in ‘serious condition’ after assault in the city centre

It happened early this morning

Second year crowned Mr Nottingham is off to the finals of Mr England

He’s through to the final of Mr England

A second year got the Boxing President’s face tattooed on his bum

It cost €150 and everyone chipped in

Greedy Gorman gets generous buying us all a drink for last night of term

He’s putting money behind the SU bar

Devastating fire rips through Radford accommodation

Around 60 firefighters have been tackling the blaze

‘It was like Ross Kemp’: Armed police with machine guns raid house in West Bridgford

A couple were removed at gun point

Clubber of the week: The Bunker

What are they doing?

Rugby kit balls up puts waist line on the back of shirts instead of squad number

Waist of time

Bringing home the bacon: SU bribe us to vote again by using baby pigs

This is no porky pie

Someone wore a coat over their face at the Bolongaro Trevor second year fashion show

Do you even know how to sew on a button

Clubbers of the week: The Bunker

Where else would you see 3 blind mice and Harry Potter in the same room?

Freshers plea to help find his real life Cinderella

Trent’s very own fairy tale

Meet Trent’s most eligible singletons: Week 1

Will you find the love of your life this week?

Greedy Gorman trousered £623,000 last year as vice-chancellor (nearly FIVE times more than the Prime Minister)

He was the highest paid vice-chancellor in the country last year

Clubbers of the week: The Bowery

Did you make the cut?

Varsity set for 10 day slot in the middle of deadline season

Get out your foam fingers

19-year-old arrested after pulling out fake gun during Boots library fight

It’s thought the argument was over work

SU ban the sale of The Sun

We’ve joined the rest of them

Everyone now gets free graduation tickets

It means grandma can come too

I took a girl to see 50 shades for our first date

Steamy

Basement flood leaves Newton and Arkwright in the cold

There were two fire engines at the scene

Streaker in blue boxers does semi naked dash through the SU

He doesn’t even care

Wee together: Gender neutral toilets get the go ahead

There’s going to be three across city campus

‘I thought it only happened to those with devilish good looks’: Third year surprised after being catfished twice

At least use a good photo

Ocean legends stand united against proposed Wednesday night move

‘How often do I go to ocean… How often does a christian go church?’

Boots is getting a rooftop garden

Look what they’re spending your money on now

An Ode to Ocean: Why you’ve got to vote no

Say no to change

Vote NO: SU are trying to steal Ocean Wednesdays

Andy’s told us the REAL ticket maths

Teenagers jailed after knife attacks on two students

He was held at knife point on Shakespeare Street

Homeless in the hallways – Police warning over private hall squatters

They’ve been sleeping in the communal areas

Now UKIP society gets green light thanks to U-turning union

Nigel will be pleased

I want him to order my food but I’m still an independent woman

Chivalry is dead

Poor Patsy: Heroic third year with pet allergies kept stray dog after it followed her home

It was impawsible to say no

Have you seen missing Shobhita?

She was last seen on Saturday

Freshers say goodbye to flatmate in emotional farewell video

You have too much time on your hands

‘I knew it would be a challenge’: The third year with a two-year-old daughter

Jack may look like your average student, but come night he swaps the books for nappies

We tried to interview the fittest boy from Ocean and he wasn’t very nice

In fact, he was horrible

Trent’s patronising campaign says don’t let yet

SU campaign says don’t sign up too soon

Big fat no to the return of Ocean golden tickets

Scrapped: Ocean’s annual passes fail again

Ocean goers pay off third years £75 fine for leaving a bottle on the floor

You really are a generous bunch

‘I own this road’: Student fined £395 for putting his head on a taxi

He’s now being sent to learn about the dangers of alcohol

Have you got the best bum at Trent?

Do you squat? We need you

Pranked! Byron freshers convince flatmate she has bed bugs in fake letter from halls

This is the best prank we have ever seen

Vote for your favourite takeaway

The power is in your hands

Business lecturer chucked off tram and fined

She was charged 50 smackers

Nottingham is now the UK’s most unemployed city

We’re to blame again

Was it you? Mysterious Team Trent hijack UoN competition

#Trentinvades -was it you?

‘I let my housemate cut my hair and now I look like a mushroom’

Ollie is now a funghi

Toad dodges jail after filming his friend slapping a sleeping girl with his penis

He laughed as he showed his mates the video

The pipes burst in my halls so they sent me to Travelodge

Spurting pipe blasts freshers in Minerva House

Nottingham Trent University: Why we are the best

TRENT ARMY

When was the last time you cried?

Turns out you’re all a big bunch of softies

Trent Renegades to train with professional NFL team after competition win

The boys in pink are headed to London

Meet the fresher who got 50 love bites in one night dressed as a baby

It actually looks quite painful

Halloween: check out your best outfits

Witch is your favourite?

Campus style: City SU

We asked to take pictures of you, and you let us.

CBJ engineer passes away after years of working at Trent

Steve Coates suddenly died last Wednesday

Could this be the best fancy dress you have ever seen?

Where’s Wally, cops and cavemen- but this is an Ocean outfit like you’ve never seen

“I don’t feel safe in my own home” – Second years burgled in latest break-in

They didn’t know until 24 hours after it happened

House of horror: Window smashed by bricks just a few days after ceiling falls through

There was an attempted break-in too

Alcohol abuse is ‘absolutely massive’ and we’re to blame

It’s all our fault

Worries over rogue taxi drivers as girls get conned by fake badge

Girls left shocked after being collected by a fake taxi driver

A lot of porn was watched on campus this summer

We know what uni staff did this summer

‘Please like me, I like your titties’: Strange note put through a fresher’s door

Loony love letter pushed under first year’s door

‘I want a crazy Anchor man themed wedding’ – meet the couple who got engaged at uni

Third year students who are ready to tie the knot on Don’t Tell the Bride

Freshers Ball Flop

Shock: Freshers Ball was crap

From SW1 to our SU: MIC’s Sam left unimpressed after Climax

‘Thank god I was never a Fresher’

‘I had been spiked with Ketamine. I was going into a k-hole’

Third year, Natalie, was spiked with Ketamine at last weeks Trent Army event

Gym membership has increased and we don’t know why…

An extra £30 but nothing to show for it.

‘I’m not a huge fan of tattoos’: Meet the boy with the Ocean logo on his bum

“It didn’t hurt half as much as knowing that I’m no longer at Trent”

Disabled student chucked off the tram

Girl with cerebal palsy made to get off the tram and walk after a ticket mishap

Freshers: You have spent £2.5 million this week

You won’t even be able to show the parents what you did with it

Campus style: Freshers fair

Look at this trendy bunch that we found at the Fresher’s fair

We only spend £10 a week on booze

Survey reveals we’re not that cool

Everyone wants to come to Trent

We’re up 9 places with loads more students

Oliver ‘The Jellyfish Man’ wows Forum with dance move set to sweep the nation

Is this the worst dancing you’ve ever seen?

Meet the players: ‘He gets smashed, bites people then disappears into the night every night out. Without fail.’

We’ve caught up with some of the biggest teams at Trent and asked them why you should be joining them.

Varsity hatred kicks off early for this year’s freshers

The freshers haven’t even unpacked their bags yet and already the rivalry between our two unis has begun and this time they started it

Meet the Players: ‘We guarantee to get you wet every weekend and of course our dedication to the big O’

You’ve heard from the boys, now it’s the girls teams…

How to be a dick on holiday

If you’re going to poison my news feed, do it right

To be Single Pringle or Double Trouble? What’s the best way to be at Uni?

To partner or not to partner. We look into whether being in a relationship at Uni is worth it