Lauren Kenworthy
Lauren Kenworthy
Nottingham Editor of The Tab

Crisis tickets sold out literally immediately

~shock~

Just a list of all the events happening in Nottingham that you probably can’t go to, because exams ruin lives

Cruel, cruel world

The sweetest places to procrastin-eat in Nottingham during exams

Exams are a piece of cake really

Ed Sheeran and Rag’n’Bone Man went to Hooters in Nottingham on Tuesday

Who even goes to Hooters? Ed Sheeran, that’s who.

Nottingham rises three places in University league tables

Putting us back in the Top 20 for the first time since 2013

If you don’t own these things are you even at Nottingham?

Daddy’s credit card is optional, although preferable

The SU cancels Karnival RAG Raids after a failure to ‘safeguard’ students

The decision is a direct response to complaints made last November

Best of Buy/Sell Election Week

Dw its not all about the elections

Community officer hopeful said he would refuse to go to an LGBT+ event because it’s against his religious beliefs

Sami said he was happy to work with LGBT+ people professionally but not personally

Prince Andrew is coming to Nottingham to officially open George Green

Its FINALLY done

Meet the SU Candidates: Education

Let us educate you

Meet the SU Candidates: Community

Because literally no one reads the manifestos

Tickets for the Cock-Soc Ball go on sale this weekend

Its called The Chronicles of Cock-Soc

Three fire alarms went off in an exam in the space of an hour

They only got 20 minutes extra time

Yes, the orgasm gap still exists. One in 10 women say they experience pain during sex

A third also say they are dissatisfied with their sex life

Lecturer issues ‘trigger warning’ for third year module

Sexual violence, torture and drug use are all quoted as potential triggers

Exclusive: Rhodes Must Fall call out Joshua Nott as ‘an opportunist at best’

He’s just accepted the 40k scholarship, even though he’d campaigned against Rhodes

Rhodes Must Fall activist accepts £40,000-a-year scholarship – in Rhodes’ name

The scholarship is offered to ‘young people of enormous ability’

Join the petition to get a slide in George Green

Still less pointless than the chess set

Nottingham student starts a petition to get a Greggs on campus

Please no more Starbucks

All the things distinctly less annoying than Eduroam

#BringBackUoNSecure